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Legal Studies Forum
Volume 23, Number 4 (1998)
reprinted by permission Legal Studies Forum

HARRINGTON'S OCEANA, F. TOCQUEVILLE
FLOYD, AND THE INFLUENCE OF TECHNOLOGY
UPON HISTORY

GERARD E. GIANNATTASIO

     Zi Pasqual has been presenting papers to the Suicide Colloquium for
years and said afterward that it had been the worse time he'd had in
civilian life with his clothes on. You have to know our Zio. Julia said it
best when describing the Z's mind. She called it quirky, very quirky, a
veritable paradigm of eccentricity. Who else could run a course called
"Thinking about Abominations" whose subjects are homosexuality,
abortion, fetal tissue experimentation and mercy killing?
     The title and course description satisfies the trustees of Floyd
Community College and the content satisfies the student body. Most of
the gay and Lesbian students take it, the pre-med advisor recommends
it, and pro-life and pro-choice students coexist in his classroom. The Zio
is a former Air Force officer and claims that early training there allows
him to keep a guided humanities dialog from developing the atmosphere
of a tabloid TV talk show.
     With his Tocqueville Floyd book Zi Pasqual had been trying-and
succeeding-in keeping that quirkiness in check. He had previously
presented three of its chapters to the Suicide Colloquium: A Well Kissed
Baby and a Well Shaken Hand: F. Tocqueville Floyd and the
Transformation of New York Tort Law; A New Yorker is Still a New
Yorker When the Pedal Hits the Metal: F. Tocqueville Floyd and the
Long Arm of New York; and Family Members and Friends Are Not
Made of Rubber: F. Tocqueville Floyd and the Fate of the Foreign Guest
Statute in the Courts of New York.
     The Llewellyn University Colloquium on Jurisprudence, Rights
Governance, and Social Thought-the formal name of the Suicide
Colloquium-had found them workmanlike, but rather too exuberant
in their advocacy of Senator Floyd's seminal influence as a New York
State judge. Because the chapters considered legal doctrine-tort law,
long arm statutes, and conflicts of law-the papers were conventional,
even old-fashioned in their form. The Zio had first conceived of the
project some fifteen years before, and that was how one did it then. As
such the chapters were little different from the useful but pretty dull
stuff that legal scholars turn out by the short ton even today.
     The Zio's most recent paper was called simply "The Judicial
Reputation of F. Tocqueville Floyd." He had some suspicions that the
Colloquium might not like it, but no idea of how badly its members
would savage the piece. The chapter was all charts, graphs, and
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as much as they dislike mysticism. It's the old problem of how many
Tories there were in Linch Pin, New York, in 1779 and available there 
to dance through the eye of a needle.
     Does it tell you more to know there were "three" or "only a few"?
Grandmother Palmerina says it does make a difference and that it is
better to know there were three dancing Tories. Keep in mind, however,
that she was trained as an analytic chemist.
     The Colloquium. raked the Zio over the coals of their disesteem for
his use of statistics. Zachariah Koingberg, whose intellectual rambunc-
tiousness has earned him the nickname Zack King Kong, was particu-
larly zestful in his comments. His field is twelfth century canon law
where he's somewhat of an enfant terrible and works hard at it. His
speciality didn't stop him from tearing into a paper on a twentieth
century New York judge.
     Zack King Kong wasn't alone, of course. Everybody got into the act.
Among them was Louellen Aldo Pargiter. Her current interest is in the
ethical and moral universes of Native American women as contrasted
with those of the "female European invaders" portrayed in nineteenth
century popular feminine fiction. Like Zachariah, she wasn't shy about
saying what it was that she didn't like about our Zio's paper and had
come prepared with a list.
     The newly minted Doctor Pargiter had just been invited to join the
Llewellyn law faculty and was feeling pretty cocky. She celebrated her
good fortune by ripping our uncle's face off. The Zio took it like the good
sport he is. "Sometimes you cant please everyone, sometimes you can't
please anyone, and sometimes, just sometimes," he told us over dinner
that evening.
     Statistics wasn't the only problem with the Z's most recent
presentation. The venerable Converse Wolmanger, founder of the
Colloquium, demanded to know why anyone would want to write a
biography of someone who hadn't even been dead yet for thirty years.
He, personally, wouldn't write nowadays about an individual who had
been born after 1800. Tocqueville Floyd's papers might be open, he
reminded our Zio, but other people's might not. When those archives
became available, they could have a serious impact on a biography of
Senator Floyd. "Why," he asked, "would you want to write a book which
could become obsolete in your own lifetime?"
     Arianne observed that evening at dinner that Zi Pasqual is probably
Tocqueville Floyd's last chance at a biography. If there is ever another
that makes his obsolete, it will only be written because the Zio pointed
the way. Tanya suggested that the Z and Arianne collaborate on a
juvenile biography of Tocqueville Floyd after he finishes his big one.

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Julia proposed that the junior edition go out first. The only worthwhile
biographic treatment that we have of the first John Marshall Harlan,
she observed, is Frank B. Latham's The Great Dissenter, a 1970 YA
book.
    There's some worth to Julia's proposal. Converse Wolmanger is one
of the greatest of living American jurisprudents, but his books only sell
about 3,000 copies each. Even Davy Jones Boscawen's seminal modrn
legal classic Militia Law in the Colony of New Wales and Cornwall
(1977) didn't sell much over 5,000 copies. The trick, of course, is who you
can get to read those few thousand copies.
     Tocqueville Floyd lived a life of public service and frequent
adventure, having been only briefly a judge-perhaps the dullest of
occupations, with nothing to do all day but sit and listen to the brilliant
arguments of counsel like us. But Tocqueville Floyd did just about
everything a common lawyer can be called to do in America, doing it
well and with never a hint of scandal. We all agreed we wouldn't mind
seeing his biography in the hands of even a thousand school children.
     The Zio told us that Friday night at dinner that he understood
Professor Wolmanger's position. We made Zi Pasqual explain it for us
in some detail. We're all common lawyers ourselves. Some of us are
country lawyers and some of us are Wall Street lawyers and we drew it
out of him by degrees.
     Professor Wolmanger, Zi Pasqual reminded us, has spent his entire
life working in an area of the history of ideas where the intellectual dust
has long since settled. This did not mean-he explained with some
haste after Amelia Amanda (who is very quick) called Wolmanger a
philosophical archaeologist-that there wasn't room for new analysis
and interpretation, but that if you are very good, and Wolmanger is, you
never have to worry about anything in the jungle of ideas ever turning
around and biting you on your philosophical rump.
     In order to do definitive work that would live on, the good professor
has resolutely refused over the decades to align himself with any group
of scholars, mainstream or splinter, espousing an agenda. "Agendas,"
Wolmanger is fond of saying, "are the death of work that lasts because,
won or lost, the work dies with the cause."
     For Converse Wolmanger, the Zio explained, human intellect came
to a fine point in 1783. He has to do on a daily basis with the thoughts
of Harrington and Hobbes, Wilkes and Burke, Jefferson and Paine. His
projects rarely take him beyond the year 1800, except for occasional
forays to Roy Rogers with his grandchildren, where he speaks with
great animation, delighting them with tales of the badmen and lawmen
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     Indeed, he is the author of a small study, long out of print, entitled
Benjamin O'Clerk and the Law Along the Sangre de Vaca. It was the
judge's well marked copy of Harrington's Oceana, found in the stacks of
Llewellyn University's Melancton Library in the future theorist's
sophomore year, that sparked the epiphany which has guided
Wolmanger since.
     We remained unconvinced that Converse Wolmanger's position was
necessarily sound. Surely, we noted to Zi Pasqual, someone has to
tackle ideas when they're still new. Amelia Amanda summed it up with
a particularly apt metaphor, saying that if someone wasn't first on the
scene to take the constitutional body count, draw chalk lines around the
spent notions, and bury the dead ideas, scholars like Professor
Wolmanger wouldn't have their harmless philosophic fossils to disinter
and play around with centuries later. Amelia Amanda was just getting
warmed up and was about to do something really stunning by way of
improvisation on Hamlet's "Be This the Skull of a Lawyer" soliloquy
when Tanya kicked her hard under the table and executed her train of
thought.
     It was just two weeks later that some of  the virtues of Converse
Wolmanger's position were made clear to us and in the most readily
understandable manner. To a certain extent we even suddenly found
ourselves sharing the old jurisprudent's views. We are, after all, simply
common lawyers here. If that means we tend to few flights of fancy, it
also means we are sharp, tough minded, and adaptable. Even if we
came up with the notion ourselves, we're willing to junk it if it doesn't
work.
     Each year Zi Pasqual judges at the National History Day
competition held at William Floyd University. His old mentor Professor
Ritrovato has been chief judge on the county level for going on two
decades now. That year the Zio led the three person team that judged
the group project category, junior division. The winter had been a bad
one for illnesses on Long Island-ask our cousin Dr. Sam, a
pediatrician.
     Even adults that year, ones who never got sick, came down with one
bug after another. Eight of the judges called in sick, and late the night
before the judging Professor Rit called our uncle and asked him to bring
his own team. Julia and Tanya said they would go. Amelia Amanda
tagged along to see if she might be needed. She gave campus tours and
filled out award certificates. The judges weren't the only people calling
in sick.
     Professor Wolmanger's revenge began in the William Floyd Student
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the junior projects. The year's theme for History Day was "Technology
in History." Zi Pasqual, Tanya, and Julia found themselves confronted
by four seventh grade boys in dark suits standing by their project: "The
Satellite Transponder in History."
     Julia locked the wheels of her chair and tried to keep from laughing.
She, Tanya, and Amelia Amanda, as young associates on Wall Street,
had handled the financing for some of the first commercial trans-
ponders. It had only been a dozen or so years before, but the seventh
graders had been in diapers then.
     There had been interesting legal aspects, since resolved, revolving
around the difficulty of finding a jurisdiction in which to file a security
interest. Orbital property had not been covered by the Uniform
Commercial Code as then in effect. There had also been the question of
a remedy in case of a default: you couldn't just send the local sheriff or
a federal marshal to seize the transponder. Enforcing your security
interest would have been a job for Starfleet's Enterprise.
     The Zio has always been good with children. That's how he got his
nickname, which means uncle in dialect. He's really just our older
cousin, except to Tanya, who is younger but happens to be our aunt. The
four seventh graders got off considerably lighter at the hands of Zi
Pasqual and his henchpersons than Zi Pasqual himself had at the hands
of Converse Wolmanger and the intellects of the Suicide Colloquium.
     The students would receive a filled out scoring sheet with judge's
comments at the end of the day, but the Zio always gives immediate
personal feedback heavy on constructive criticism because, although the
winners at county level go on to Albany, he wants the losers back the
following year for another shot at the title. The Z gave the four boys a
number of ways to increase the historical depth of their presentation.
Among other things, he pointed out the wisdom of starting off with
Arthur C. Clarke, the writer, who first came up with the notion of
hanging satellites in a geosynchronous orbit back around the time of
World War II.
     At the next station they found three eight grade girls and
"Microwave Cooking and Its Effects." The Zio ran his fingers through
his beard and looked over at an extremely solemn Tanya and Julia. He
suggested the young women begin with the birth of radar to give their
subject a deeper historical sense. He told them how, "during the Cold
War," air police guards stationed in the far north at Distant Early
Warning radar sites had discovered that, if they stood in the path of the
radar waves, they were able to warm up. Learning this, and knowing
that they couldn't stop the practice, Air Force brass put time limits on
how long the airmen on guard could expose themselves to the DEW

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line's microwaves. Julia and Tanya made suggestions having to do with
the addition of pictures of cavemen barbecuing mammoth and cowboys
gathered around the chuck wagon. The girls thanked them gravely, and
the judges moved on.
     The history of microwave cookery was immediately followed by
another foursome of seventh grade boys. They were from Jasper Walker
Middle School in Newhold. Their project was "The Satellite Dish:
History in the Making." It detailed, with photographs and models, the
erection and shrubbing in, as per local village ordinance, of a rather
large receiving antenna. The Newholders were given various hints to
help them inject more history into their presentation. They also learned
about Arthur C. Clarke from the Zio.
     Zi Pasqual said nothing as one of the three eighth grade girls
waiting at the next project handed him and his team each a copy of the
required bibliography and description of why they had chosen their
subject: "The Cellular Phone: Furthering the American Dream."
     At that point Julia mentioned that she needed a break to visit the
ladies'room. Tanya said immediately that she would push, this despite
the fact that Julia's chair is motorized. Tanya said later it was the first
thing that came into her head as an excuse. The two of them got out of
the multipurpose room and most of the way to the rest rooms by the
Student Center Theatre before giving way to laughter. They weren't
laughing at the children.
     As we rode home in Julia's van, Zi Pasqual told us that the four
projects had given him a deeper insight into Converse Wolmanger's
feelings about not working with material more recent than 1800. "Of
course," the Zio said, "he can do that because he's really an intellectual
historian working with the development of jurisprudence over time." He
was silent for a moment. "Anyhow," he said finally, "while I don't intend
to desert Tocqueville Floyd, I do see Wolmanger's point more clearly
now.
     Tanya shook her head. "Well," she said, "you'll never convince me
you didn't give microwave cookery first place out of spite."
     Julia smiled, not taking her eyes from the traffic on the parkway.
"I think they won because all three of them are Dr. Sam's little patients.
The Buchbinder girl was fit to burst." We laughed at that. It's always
fun to get back to our alma mater and it's amazing what you learn
there.

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