The University of Texas at Austin

Law in Popular Culture collection

Green Bag 2d
Volume 5, Number 1 (2002)
reprinted by permission of the author

EX POST:  Eunice & Pablo 

Sheila  Simon*


    This is the story of  Eunice and Pablo, 

    Two lovers living as one.

    Eunice  she showed her love with a knife,

    Pablo  showed his with a gun.

    Eunice and Pablo  were drinking

      on a Friday afternoon.

    Eunice said, "Pablo  I'm leaving you now."

    Pablo  said, "Whoa, not so soon."

   Well  Eunice and Pablo  continued to fight

    Eunice  insists she must leave

    Pablo  says, "Honey, I'll kill you first.

   Look what I've got up my sleeve."
 

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   It was a white handled revolver,

   Loaded and ready to go.

   He pointed it straight at  Eunice's  head

   And fired that near fatal blow.

   CHORUS:

   She sings, "I cannot remember

   If I was shot in the head.

   And if I once had a memory

   That bullet killed it dead."

   Well  Eunice  she ducked and the bullet glanced off.

   She gave the Sheriff a ring.

   But at  Pablo's  trial, on the witness stand

   She could not remember a thing.

   The lawyers kept asking her questions

   To freshen her memory

   But she never told them the truth that day

   She was trying to keep Pablo  free.
 

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   CHORUS

   Well women, we love too hard

   And women, we love too long.

   I just hope for the rest of my days

   I will never sing Eunice's  song.

   She sings, "I can't remember what my mother told me,

   Can't remember advice of a friend,

   And when they let old  Pablo out of that jail

   I know that I'll love him again."

   Because I cannot remember

   If I was shot in the head.

   And If I once had a memory

   That bullet killed it dead.

   Yes if I once had a memory . . . that bullet killed it dead.


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 * Sheila  Simon  is a Clinical Assistant Professor of Law 
at the Southern Illinois University School of Law. The song 
tells the story of a domestic battery trial she attended. To 
hear Professor  Simon  and the other members of
Loose Gravel perform  Eunice & Pablo,  please visit 
http://www.greenbag.org/eunice_pablo_intro.htm